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Anleitung:

Die in Englisch sinnlosen Sätze ergeben laut gelesen in österreichischer Mundart erst einen Sinn. Zumindest die österreichischen Zuhörer werden ihn verstehen!
Von englischsprachigen Native Speakers vorlesen lassen! Ist besonders lustig (für Österreicher). lol

Beispiele:

Deutsch : Hörst du das nicht? Was habe ich gehört?
Mundart: Heast des ned? Wos hob I g'heat?
Schwarzeneggerisch: Hair stays net? Was hobby cared?
Übersetzt ins Deutsche: Haar bleibt Netz? War Hobby gepflegt?

Deutsch: So einen Unsinn habe ich noch nie gehört.
Mundart: So an Bledsinn håb i nou nia käad!
Schwarzeneggerisch: So unplayed sin hobby no near cared!
Übersetzt ins Deutsche: So ungespielte Sünde, Hobby nicht nah versorgt!

Das heißt man übersetzt den englischsprachigen Unsinn in deutschsprachigen Unsinn.

"Schwarzeneggerisch für Österreicher":

 

1
Hair stays net? Was hobby cared? So unplayed sin hobby no near cared!

2
Hopes us me cared? So we so! Hope stays net cared?
Loss delight rain! Shy see me Nick´s, was delight song.
When delight played rain, often rains hold.
In war-hide is air net so blade we delight song!
Fountain loss Emir so we so Nick´s song.

3
Hole dig ocean, whole deep pub´n gay devotion, do play the off! Gay sidestep-art? Sunday depart worn? Side one gate´n days show so? House in dig ocean!

4
My liver hair, days gate net! Visions days wag! My vision stays vague! Gay wish days zombie, Jane!

5
Sensation dog Wayne? No near! Piss hair no net! My sensational dog Wayne! We homes´n dough dawn? Yo meet´n duck-sea gate days!

6
Sea war all are things no net fair dig.

7
Cans does net? We so sold the day scanner?

8
Daisies net sofa cared.

9
Once gawns played hair-gate…

10
Wish paid host us then? Very noise sang, very dear show no song, when´s so wide is!

11
Daisie´s shane fair war duckled! Daisie´s a busy white hair cold! Daisie´s war, days war a tank-failure! My days is show no a mall was on thus!

12
Wednesday net done, wear toured´s dawn, froggie me. Miami Vice was evil! (Mei Emmi weiss, wås I will)

13
Beast nourish worn, wasn´t ace? They scanned hides dog corner mare!

14
Was gate? – Noise gate! Wards obvious gate! – Noise dawn, often gay mass on, wanna vue, gates A!

15
Pasta was net, do I? Was gate days me on? Simon netbase, so gates net!

16
Gay Stern war sea full fat! Air weird the song, was fear totally war. Was fear reason didn´t day hot!

17
Good day fart! Shane dog no, all are sides.

18
The deep fried sea, wanna days hot! Dough hat (hot) a seek fried, the seek freed! Shut see lay, we gates dear? Was raised ´n do fear unplayed sin, falter Nick´s peso sign?

19
Sea hot dry she lived in tea-roll! – Air war city-roller fry hides camp fur.

20
Wanna was Nike´s hot in bought fir´s law, dawn fuck after sigh house in hair noise. Won´t say simmer no in sign won´t simmer in simmering?

21
My, cannot says was hair-game? Mere game Nick´s hair!
Was game they mere the fear?
Six does, so gates dawn, days hotter the phone!

22
Was is hide fear a dog?
Weird a the show no song, was hide fear a dog is!

23
Host me cared? Homes us cared? Days hobby net cared.
So unplayed sin hobby my (lame) lap-dog no near cared!
There hot court side (near core the while).

24
Hot dish why spheres?
Day gain all while no blow sphere sick.

25
Show fair dig hide? Was fear fair dig kite?
Beast do show fair dig fear hide? No net gawns, lie there!

26
My, monk´s mall froggy me show….
So weird days nick´s mare!
Her hair! Shout zoo! Her mere good zoo!

27
Was easy hides mid-dog, froggy me.
Corner toured sea mare was on!

28
Chewing sea, cannon see mere song, where days war?
Days war a fowler sock.
A play the officer, there soy sea faired soup-fan!
While air a play the office!

29
Their laughter neat vague meat sign a link´n fears.
Their hots war link a fears
Their laughter need the phone!

30
Wanna see the hand washed, sons we the wise.
Gay devotion, do drag saw, oh the constitution gain!
Wash mud fears, beat Jane!

31
Air or but after post.
Host was nice fear me? Friday net a so, Nick´s nice.

32
Dough holy mere no in toad! In toad holster no!

33
In sign a bought one hotter worms was a,
knit lie colts, hobby cared.

34
Days where the no oyster lame!
Days weird a show no the lame.
Their weardo net so played sign, thus a days toured.

35
Motherfuck air…
Motherfuck air…
weird oy why mare!
Daisies ear sin,
days loved fuck aired!

36
Air much tile a hang no mid the sense´n awe.
Beat Jane, socks net whiter, woe(s) days hair is (host).

37
Wayne cared´n days? Mere net!
So gay now cone days corner song, day scone corner song.

38
Dog fear dog pro beer thus, eye-ness dogs weird a no song,
six does, days war dough net so played.

39
Days cones net game, the scones net sign.
Days hot snow near game. Day starve net war sign.
Hair goat suck, Noah mall! So feel the but the light.

40
Loss the lie Nick´s song. They starve in net loud song.

41
Sea lost me net eye-knee in ear all air high lick stays.

42
Air much better meet´n raws´n mayor, meet the sense´n gates net.

43
Days toured so way! Sons net so way lie dig!

44
We so beast´n do no dough? Valley dough haircare!

45
Was homes´n dough dawn? Days Moore see show song,
days cared see net! So a dragsaw!

46
Wonder hair-goat net vue, nude stays Gore Nick´s.
Was is hide fear dog?
(Hide is mown dog.
One all a light mown dog noodle dog
Deans dog… wear, wear ma loose dig a light)

47
First avoid Eno´s song, „First of all net over“, show
licked a dough, for mine a fears.

48
Air hotch-potch women gain woe-in.

49
E-monday hair Nick´s.
Tuesday nun net song.
Wednesday net done, where toureds dawn.
Thursday…
Friday net a so!
Saturday canned, is a nightmare the harm.
Sunday gawns plate?

50
Vomit hobby days…..
Mitch-peeler….
Flag see Billy dead…
Up shit´s breef…
fat-sick

51
They gain net eye-knee.
Occasionally hopes eye-lick!

52
Do, dust mud days hair game? Gay, hole mud chair, beat Jane!
Low´s a mall! So, summer fair dig?

53
Lie the goat as summer no near dog vain.

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